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Squiggatron Tee
Squiggatron Tee
Squiggatron Tee
$25.00

Squiggatron Tee

This squigg is not only worn for you. This squigg says, “I have felt the melt, and I want you to feel it too”.

 

DETAILS

Regular fit
Crew neck
Fabric laundered, 4.3 oz.,
100% combed ringspun cotton, 32 singles
Set-in 1x1 baby rib collar

The Goomrider Tee
The Goomrider Tee
The Goomrider Tee
$30.00

The Goomrider Tee

The Goomrider is a mysterious and elusive being that has captivated the minds of many. It is said that whoever beholds the goom is never the same again.

 

DETAILS

Regular fit
Crew neck
Fabric laundered, 4.3 oz.,
100% combed ringspun cotton, 32 singles
Set-in 1x1 baby rib collar

Ad Nauseam Tee
Ad Nauseam Tee
Ad Nauseam Tee
$25.00

Ad Nauseam Tee

Ad Nauseam, a term so grand and absurd, in the form of a phrase that pretends to be a shirt. It dances on the tongue like a storm of chuckle.

 

DETAILS

Regular fit
Crew neck
Fabric laundered, 4.3 oz.,
100% combed ringspun cotton, 32 singles
Set-in 1x1 baby rib collar

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